DE-CODING

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DIXON

Well no, you NSA boys wouldn’t know decent pussy from a hole in the ground.

SKIPTON

That’s uncalled for.

DIXON

You can’t even tap a keg without spilling foreign beer into domestic.

BUTTMAN

Okay, I think—

DIXON

You hear that; Tap a keg. Now that’s funny, see, because they illegally wire tap.

SKIPTON

Our wire taps are not illegal.

Mr. Dixon, Ms. Bocks and Mr. Pinwheel all react, “Oh, yeah. Right. Sure they’re not.” in some combination.

Okay, okay, knock it off. Jesus.  I bet you guys are just pretending to know about this Shakespeare code over at Justice.

PINWHEEL

Did I mention it was classified?

CLAY

Pretending? Sorry. Even the tightasses over at the Bureau had this one uncovered.

BOCKS

I thought you were going to refrain from participating in open forums.

CLAY

I lost you. I was so shocked after hearing you say you “thought” something I missed the rest of your sentence.

BOCKS

We uncovered the Shakespeare code and fed it to you guys.

CLAY

Dream on.

PINWHEEL

Still classified.

DIXON

Wait a minute. Go shake your ears is Shakespeare?

BOCKS

Twelfth Night.